follow the white line by (Dennis_F)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
friend-zoning is kinda a sexist term, i mean it’s not the girls fault she doesn’t wanna date you, it’s not like you’re entitled to her or anything??
You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.
"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.”
— Ellen DeGeneres